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THE RUSSIAN FRONT:
Enema monument unveiled in Russian resort
Spa director: 'An enema is almost a symbol of our region'
MOSCOW
- A monument to the enema, a procedure many people would rather not
think about, has been unveiled at a spa in the southern Russian city of
Zheleznovodsk.
The bronze syringe bulb, which weighs 800 pounds and is held by three
angels, was unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa, the spa's director
said Thursday.
"There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art,"
Alexander Kharchenko told The Associated Press. "An enema is almost a
symbol of our region."
The Caucasus Mountains region is known for dozens of spas where
enemas with water from mineral springs are routinely administered to
treat digestive and other complaints.
Kharchenko, 50, said the monument cost $42,000 and was installed in a
square in front of his spa on Wednesday. A banner declaring: "Let's beat
constipation and sloppiness with enemas" — an allusion to a line from
"The Twelve Chairs," a famous Soviet film comedy — was posted on one of
the spa's walls.
Sculptor Svetlana Avakina said she designed the 5-foot-high monument
with "irony and humor" and modeled the angels on those in works by
Italian Renaissance painter Alessandro Botticelli.
"This device is eternal, it will never change," she told the AP. "We
could promote this brand, turn it into a franchise with souvenirs and
awards for medical doctors."
Dozens of monuments dedicated to characters from tall tales and popular
jokes have been erected in post-Soviet Russia.
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